I Identify as a Redditor. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of browsing over the internet and reposting transphobic "memes" and racist jokes. People say to me that an emotionally mature, intelligent person being a redditor is impossible but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a neurosurgeon remove my ability to feel empathy for other people. From now on I want you guys to call me "Redditor" and respect my right to belittle people who are different than me. If you can't accept me you're an SJW and need to learn how to take a joke. Thank you for being so understanding.