After much discussion, the Cutey Zone News Team has agreed to formally instate a new News rule, effective immediately. Newsposts must comply with one of the definitions of news as stated by thefreedictionary.com. These definitions are as follows:

1.a. Information about recent events or happenings, especially as reported by means of newspapers, websites, radio, television, and other forms of media.
b. A presentation of such information, as in a newspaper or on a newscast: watched the evening news.
2. New information of any kind: The requirement was news to him.
3. Newsworthy material: "a public figure on a scale unimaginable in America; whatever he did was news"

Any newsposts that do not comply will not be removed, but will be left as a humiliating example of what not to post in the news. Thank you for your time.