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Cute Discussion / Re: Admins
« Last post by Tinister on July 05, 2026, 06:13:04 PM »
I was debugging 503s recently and it was php had been forking out to some unix tool to convert IPs to hostnames but for whatever reason one evening the server wasn't clearing up those processes so they just sat forever hogging resources.
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Cute Discussion / Re: Admins
« Last post by Tinister on July 05, 2026, 06:10:35 PM »
What's wrong with cloudflare?
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Cute Discussion / Re: Helix History
« Last post by aimaina on July 05, 2026, 04:06:28 PM »
hello :honeydew: the archive actually broke a really long time ago because my host stopped offering php 5.x, then i switched to a new host and it broke even more. i am going through old computers trying to find a copy of the database (which i swear i downloaded a backup of but it must have been years ago) but i havent found it so it might be gone.... i am not sure if i would want to rehost the archive myself anyways, partly because of it requiring old php (i think i would need a separate host that still supports that shit) and partly because these days im not as into the idea of hosting an archive of peoples old embarrassing forum posts lol. if i find the database i could potentially transfer ownership to someone willing and trustworthy but idk. damn i missed these dancing fruits and veggies above the posting box theyre so awesome....
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Cute Discussion / Re: Admins
« Last post by SquareWheel on July 05, 2026, 03:15:40 PM »
Okay, we're officially on Cloudflare.  I looked into some other options for fighting bots, but detecting and blocking them is often more expensive than just serving the page.  Hopefully that resolves the sporadic 503s.
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Cute Discussion / Re: Admins
« Last post by SquareWheel on July 05, 2026, 02:45:22 PM »
Cloudflare DNS propagation is currently in process.  There may be some SSL errors to sort out along the way.
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Cute Discussion / Re: Admins
« Last post by SquareWheel on July 05, 2026, 01:30:30 PM »
Also yes the bots have been crazy, and that might be triggering the 503s I've noticed over the last few days.

Oh yeah, I'd say that's it.


We jumped from 8K hits per day to 200K, basically overnight.
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Cute Discussion / Re: Admins
« Last post by hubol on July 01, 2026, 03:38:43 PM »
Yes, I want you all to be my friends, too :-) i met you all during a pivotal time that informed a lot of who i am and what i make. i feel bad for being a dick back in da day, i think ducko received the worst of that, so sorry dude!

q—not sure what to say, i think cook put it best… im not sure there is a good reason to harbor this tremendous grudge…
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Cute Discussion / Re: Admins
« Last post by dcco on July 01, 2026, 02:50:37 AM »
In other words,
the og helixc friend
were not exactly friends, sorry. The original crew was already gone when dcco started posting on MattMakesGames around 2009, and the HelixC crew was run by a furry holding everyone else hostage, which is what Cook is still doing now by upholding this website. :dancedog:

im using "friends" in a petersonian sense

(altho i did consider most of us to be friends to some degree, especially since yeah it was literally in my teenage yrs when i barely had social interactino outside of here)
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Cute Discussion / Re: Admins
« Last post by SquareWheel on June 30, 2026, 09:29:49 PM »
Also yes the bots have been crazy, and that might be triggering the 503s I've noticed over the last few days.  I might need to start finding ways to block them.  Hope I don't have to put us behind Cloudflare, because centralization isn't ideal and that just complicates things.
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Cute Discussion / Re: Admins
« Last post by SquareWheel on June 30, 2026, 09:28:28 PM »
My memory isn't as good as it used to be, but I'm pretty sure some of those events didn't play out quite as described.


(Rashomon, good movie)

At least when CK7 deleted the JCF, it seemed to be from a misunderstanding of why they'd been given control.  It wasn't malicious, just kind of dumb and impulsive.

And to be honest, I think you've blown up any drama with BW in your mind.  She and I used to butt heads too, but all of that stopped mattering yonks ago.  It all happened 20 years in the past, and we were either teenagers then or close to.  I have better stuff to worry about now like home insurance or job security or who's going to win Eurovision.

I still come here because I miss the old internet, and I like hanging out with my Helix pals.  You're welcome, too, but I think you'd be happier if you moved on from what's been eating you.
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