So, I decided to order a pizza today. The best deal they had was for two large pizzas, so I used that coupon and got two. I planned to freeze most of the second one for later. Too much food to eat at once.
However they brought me three large pizzas because apparently one got slightly messed up. It looked fine to me but didn't meet their quality standards. So now I have three large pizzas.
I live by myself. I can't eat this much pizza.