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Archive is a blank page
« on: October 30, 2020, 11:00:52 AM »
Unsure if this is intentional or not, but it's broken on my end and results in an error 500!!!! (archive.cutey.zone) I've tried for a few days just in case it was a temporary internal issue.

I'm quite interested in this community's history!

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Re: Archive is a blank page
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2020, 12:33:18 PM »
Hrmm.  The A record points to 143.95.150.99, which is the IP love-game.net resolves to.

So assuming it's going to the right place, that suggests the forum software itself is returning a 500.  Maybe the environment changed.

Is it possible your host upgraded PHP without telling you, chu?  It's not listed in the response headers, but that'd be my first guess.

Hooray technology

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Re: Archive is a blank page
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2020, 05:35:18 PM »
Are you sure this is the right IP
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Re: Archive is a blank page
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2020, 08:40:39 AM »
That's common for shared hosting.  The IP is used by a number of different sites.  The server identifies which site to serve by the host header in the request.  In other words, it only shows the correct site if you browse to the domain directly.

I don't think you'd be able to browse the Helix archive, by the way.  It requires an account to browse and registration was turned off.  Something about spooky skeletons in closets.  Maybe we could open it for Halloween though.

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Re: Archive is a blank page
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2020, 05:10:04 PM »
oh i think i upgraded my php a while ago to fuck around with something and i didnt realize it would break this..... what version does the forum need? i can probably downgrade
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Re: Archive is a blank page
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2020, 05:11:34 PM »
i set it back to the default (5.6) and its working now. however as square wheel says its an archive for former members only, the public isnt allowed to look at our dark past
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Re: Archive is a blank page
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2020, 09:50:39 AM »
EDIT: i did not read the above post like a stinky poopoohead, i will now go back to making bad video games

And I can't use the archive because registration is disabled. :(
« Last Edit: November 03, 2020, 09:55:26 AM by signorombra »

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Re: Archive is a blank page
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2021, 02:57:44 AM »

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Re: Archive is a blank page
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2021, 10:25:06 PM »
There's too many to count.  Just assume anything from 2013 and earlier is the worst post I've ever made.

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Re: Archive is a blank page
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2021, 11:07:56 AM »
the mmgf doesnt exist anymore, and neither does the mspa forums so i cant actually get my worst posts. maybe there's some bangers on the helixc tho

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Re: Archive is a blank page
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2021, 11:09:25 AM »
posting that made me realize i dont remember where the helix archive is lmao

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Re: Archive is a blank page
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2021, 11:12:43 AM »
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Is Knytt Stories better than Knytt? Because I found Knytt to be boring...

what a bad take lmao

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Re: Archive is a blank page
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2021, 08:24:20 PM »
There's too many to count.  Just assume anything from 2013 and earlier is the worst post I've ever made.
i think we're all glad it's gone. i was way too young to be posting there really.
also i am too young to have an acc on the helix archive

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Re: Archive is a blank page
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2021, 03:42:06 AM »
You're as old as you feel.

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Re: Archive is a blank page
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2021, 11:50:08 PM »
A photogasm was a phenomenon experienced by Delvians. The term was coined by Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan and she said that it was one of the gifts of a Delvian Seek. She described an incredible flood of mental and sexual pleasure received by ionic radiation. Because Delvians were floral in nature, they could absorb sunlight in a process similar to photosynthesis; the intense flood of energy was not only intensely pleasurable, but also extremely good for their health. After having a photogasm, a Delvian could remain dreamily happy for several hours, having just been both reenergized and revitalized. ("Till the Blood Runs Clear")

John Crichton joked about Zhaan's photogasm experiences while talking with T'raltixx about the way a pulsar was affecting her. ("Crackers Don't Matter")